{"id":190,"date":"2013-04-15T19:20:14","date_gmt":"2013-04-15T18:20:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.elainespires.co.uk\/journal\/?p=190"},"modified":"2013-04-15T19:20:14","modified_gmt":"2013-04-15T18:20:14","slug":"somebody-stop-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.elainespires.co.uk\/journal\/2013\/04\/somebody-stop-me\/","title":{"rendered":"Somebody Stop Me!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Well!\u00a0 As I was saying last week I think I&#8217;ve been taken over by an alien, and as today I completed my FOURTH workout at the pool in seven days I think it really is the case.\u00a0 I feel so THIN!!\u00a0 Looking in the mirror tells me that I don&#8217;t look that different, well, I don&#8217;t look any different, really, but I feel good and that&#8217;s the main thing.\u00a0 And smug., as you&#8217;ve probably already gathered.<\/p>\n<p>I have been knocked out by the enquiries I&#8217;ve received about my Actor&#8217;s Factory.\u00a0 Talented people I&#8217;d feared I&#8217;d never work with again have been in touch -a couple of real BLASTS FROM THE PAST &#8211; fantastic!\u00a0 I&#8217;ve even had an equiry from someone in Southampton!\u00a0 I can&#8217;t wait to start.<\/p>\n<p>I had a lovely few days &#8211; lunch with my friend KF on Sunday in Upminster.\u00a0 Lovely to see her again and we actually managed to sit in the sun!\u00a0 I thought I was back in Antigua; not just with the sunshine but with all the potholes in the roads.\u00a0 From the A127 to the Thatched House in Upminster it was like playing &#8220;Avoid the Potholes&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>Talking of Antiguan roads reminds me that I had a bit of an incident in Antigua that I didn&#8217;t tell you about, concerning the car.\u00a0 As most of you know I keep my little old banger Ellie the Elantra in Antigua.\u00a0 But she&#8217;s been playing up lately.\u00a0 She&#8217;s 13 now, which in car-years is getting on a bit and so she&#8217;s getting the car equivalent of the menopause,\u00a0I think.\u00a0 She keeps on overheating and as her temperature guage is broken I don&#8217;t know what&#8217;s happening until she shudders to a stop with steam pouring out from under the bonnet.\u00a0 On Easter Saturday afternoon I was driving along Old Parham Road when just that happened.\u00a0 A phone call to the Fella brought the Mechanic to my rescue.\u00a0 But given that it was 5pm on Saturday afternoon he&#8217;d already made a start on the rum.\u00a0 He secured the tow rope after four attempts and it was decided that I would ride with him, the Mechanic, while his Friend steered Ellie as I&#8217;d never steered a car that was being towed before.\u00a0 Now, there&#8217;s no way I&#8217;d get in a car in UK with someone smelling of rum, but there in Antigua\u00a0I did as I\u00a0felt I had no option but to let him drive me the short distance home to Five Islands..<\/p>\n<p>I was less scared on the Detonator at Thorpe Park.<\/p>\n<p>We took all the potholes; 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