{"id":360,"date":"2013-10-27T20:25:48","date_gmt":"2013-10-27T20:25:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.elainespires.co.uk\/journal\/?p=360"},"modified":"2013-10-27T20:28:56","modified_gmt":"2013-10-27T20:28:56","slug":"the-tempest-is-coming","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.elainespires.co.uk\/journal\/2013\/10\/the-tempest-is-coming\/","title":{"rendered":"The Tempest Is Coming"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So, here I am, hatches battoned, under the duvet, candles and choccy bicscuits to hand\u00a0on the settee all cosy waiting for the Big Storm to arrive.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve just been sad to see Deborah go out of Strictly. \u00a0How on earth did she and dishy Patrick end up in the bottom two? \u00a0It&#8217;s a DANCING competition, people! \u00a0Nice to see Earth Wind and Fire on the show &#8211; or Rain Hail and Sleet as my mum once mistakenly called them. \u00a0Also sad to see that Anton, who I really like, apparently goes to the same hairdresser as Paul McCartney.<\/p>\n<p>So, in the face of the inclement weather I&#8217;m chilling and taking it easy. \u00a0Although, I&#8217;m a bit previous as it&#8217;s not due to hit landfall until about midnight, prompting the Daughter to ask &#8211; and rightly so &#8211; why all tomorrow mornings trains from Chertsey to Waterloo were cancelled at 5pm!! \u00a0And when I was in the supermarket this morning I began to wonder if something was going on that I didn&#8217;t know about. \u00a0Such as, a man called Noah had been seen trying to entice a couple of cats, dogs, horses and sheep into a big wooden shed he&#8217;d made. \u00a0Blimey! Talk about bulk buying. \u00a0Every trolley had at least six loaves, ten pints of milk, a dozen tins of beans and twenty toilet rolls. \u00a0But why oh why does it need the whole family to go to the supermarket? \u00a0Parents, granny and four kids? \u00a0I&#8217;ve said it before and I&#8217;ll say it agin: I do not know how women can bear to shop with a man in tow. \u00a0I saw three women being absolutely bullied today. Having to consult every item before it went into the trolley. \u00a0One poor women actually trembled as the &#8220;man&#8221; with her boomed &#8220;Not their own brand! \u00a0How many times do I hve to tell you?&#8221; \u00a0I wanted to ram him with my trolley. \u00a0And I also wanted to talk to her. \u00a0My stomach churned for her, even after all these years.<\/p>\n<p>I expect that Facebook and Twitter will become the Met Office tonight and tomorrow morning, although I think my old friend S C might be right when he says it&#8217;ll be a damp squibb. \u00a0Let&#8217;s hope so. \u00a0Especially as I&#8217;m supposed to be having lunch with a group of lovely friends tomorrow; a lunch that took a lot of organising as everyone&#8217;s so busy! \u00a0Although if lunch IS cancelled I&#8217;ve got loads to do as I&#8217;m still tackling the editing of Singles&#8217; Holiday the Play, which is turning out to be a Herculean task.<\/p>\n<p>But incase it does turn nasty &#8211; stay safe, everyone!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So, here I am, hatches battoned, under the duvet, candles and choccy bicscuits to hand\u00a0on the settee all cosy waiting for the Big Storm to arrive. 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