{"id":655,"date":"2014-10-20T16:12:08","date_gmt":"2014-10-20T15:12:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.elainespires.co.uk\/journal\/?p=655"},"modified":"2014-10-20T16:12:08","modified_gmt":"2014-10-20T15:12:08","slug":"my-left-hand","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.elainespires.co.uk\/journal\/2014\/10\/my-left-hand\/","title":{"rendered":"My Left Hand"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So, it&#8217;s tomorrow. \u00a0 My hand operation. \u00a0The one that was cancelled in March and then again in June. \u00a0I will admit to being somewhat apprehensive, especially as I&#8217;ve been warned &#8216;it will be a little bit sore&#8217;. \u00a0I mean, if a doctor or nurse actually admits that much it probably means that someone like me, with the lowest pain threshold in the world, will find it excruciating. \u00a0So I&#8217;m already telling myself that I will be comfortable and at ease after the op. \u00a0Naughty Elaine, who sits on my shoulder and tries to get into my head, keeps on shouting out &#8216;Liar!&#8217; but we&#8217;re not paying her any attention. \u00a0After all, she was the one that kept on telling me that Singles&#8217; Holiday was going to bomb. \u00a0&#8216;You&#8217;ll play to an empty theatre every night.&#8217; \u00a0&#8216;And even if anyone does come to see it, they won&#8217;t laugh.&#8217; \u00a0&#8216;Feedback and reviews will be terrible.&#8217; \u00a0&#8216;You&#8217;ll never manage to stage it.&#8217; \u00a0And on and on and on, she went.<\/p>\n<p>BUT SHE WAS WRONG!!!!!<\/p>\n<p>Singles&#8217; Holiday was a success on every level &#8211; beyond my wildest dreams! \u00a0Yes, a few little things went awry, but we covered them up. \u00a0Audience reaction was amazingly positive. \u00a0On the last night it was standing-room only and that was an amazing feeling. \u00a0To all those of you who came to see it &#8211; and I was honoured and humbled at how far some people had travelled! &#8211; thank you from the bottom of my heart for supporting me. \u00a0And to answer the question that&#8217;s been asked over and over again since last week &#8211; yes, we are moving forward with it. \u00a0Watch this space.<\/p>\n<p>And no sooner had the curtain come down on Singles&#8217; Holiday than we went into our first rehearsal for Cinderella, Melabeau Productions&#8217; panto at the Brookside Theatre, Romford 18-28 December. \u00a0I was very pleased and satisfied with the first read-through by our talented cast and also with the dance-routine I watched our choreographer and musical director Julie Barker putting our dancers through. \u00a0Already it has the feel of a great production and I am so excited about it!<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m also excited about the launch of SINGLE ALL THE WAY, the third of the Singles&#8217; Trilogy, which is Friday 24th October! \u00a0It has already been available on Kindle for two weeks, but for those of you that like a &#8216;proper&#8217; book, you&#8217;ll be able to get a paperback to have and to hold in your little hands from the end of this week. \u00a0Available www.amazon.co.uk\/elainespires<\/p>\n<p>Changing the subject completely, I read an interesting article about Shirley Conran this morning. \u00a0People are surprised because she&#8217;s talking about enjoying sex in her eighties. \u00a0And why not? \u00a0After all, the fear of pregnancy isn&#8217;t hanging over her head, is it? \u00a0it&#8217;s always made me laugh how young people think that sex stops at about thirty-five. \u00a0Until they get to thirty-five, of course! \u00a0Sex and the mature woman is a subject I&#8217;ve tackled in my books &#8211; especially Sweet Lady and the Singles&#8217; Trilogy. \u00a0Much is made of (whisper it) menopause. \u00a0Women are supposed to completely go off sex after that. \u00a0Sorry &#8211; have I missed something? \u00a0Yes, menopause does bring its own issues, such as nightime sweats &#8211; not very romantic but you can always sleep in the spare bed after you&#8217;ve done the business &#8211; or dryness. \u00a0But surely, the answer to that is just being with the right man, isn&#8217;t it? \u00a0Older women be like &#8216;I still love sex!&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>And I can&#8217;t end this blogpost without mentioning the sad, sad news that Lynda Bellingham died today. \u00a0I actually said &#8216;Oh, no!&#8217; out loud when I saw the news this morning. \u00a0I didn&#8217;t know her, I never met her, but somehow I felt that I&#8217;d lost a friend. \u00a0And I feel so, so, sorry that she didn&#8217;t make it to Christmas because that was all she wanted; a final Christmas with her family. \u00a0The Universe works in strange ways. \u00a0Perhaps it would have all been too sad for her husband and sons to bear, but it doesn&#8217;t seem much to have granted her, does it? \u00a0RIP \u00a0Lynda.<\/p>\n<p>And, just to add that I will do my best to blog one-handed after the op. \u00a0I&#8217;ve been told I won&#8217;t be able to do things such as drive for up to six weeks (arggg!) but also that typing is good physiotherapy. \u00a0Rest assured, I&#8217;ll do my best to keep in touch.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So, it&#8217;s tomorrow. \u00a0 My hand operation. \u00a0The one that was cancelled in March and then again in June. \u00a0I will admit to being somewhat apprehensive, especially as I&#8217;ve been warned &#8216;it will be a little bit sore&#8217;. \u00a0I mean, &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.elainespires.co.uk\/journal\/2014\/10\/my-left-hand\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[379,420,418,243,419,353,8,329],"class_list":["post-655","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-brookside-theatre","tag-cinderella","tag-lynda-bellingham","tag-melabeau-productions","tag-shirley-conran","tag-single-all-the-way","tag-singles-holiday","tag-singles-trilogy"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.elainespires.co.uk\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/655","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.elainespires.co.uk\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.elainespires.co.uk\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.elainespires.co.uk\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.elainespires.co.uk\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=655"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.elainespires.co.uk\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/655\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":656,"href":"https:\/\/www.elainespires.co.uk\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/655\/revisions\/656"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.elainespires.co.uk\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=655"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.elainespires.co.uk\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=655"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.elainespires.co.uk\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=655"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}