Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!!!!!!!!!

Around sunset last night I thought I’d give a couple of my palms a little drink. There had been no rain for a couple of days and ever since The Incident With The Gardener (in which he watched loads of my beautiful plants and trees die – what kind of gardener he be?) the ones that survived are still looking a bit sorry for themselves. So I went to the back of the house and put the hose on the first palm, only to suddenly feel as if my feet were being stabbed by a … Read the rest »